In lutto stretto

[damigella]

Lutto stretto: the mourning for close family members. You dress completely in black. For a long, long time.

I wrote a haiku inspired by the last episode. It contains only vulgarity and blasphemy. It is in Italian, but I've included a haiku translation. [ETA: and a rhyming, haiku, free translation.]

Testa di cazzo,
David, Madonna troia!
Ma vaffanculo.

You dickhead, David,
(Holy Virgin Mary whore!*)
Get yourself ass-fuck'd.**

Oh Saint Mary whore,
You're a dickhead, David Shore
should get ass-fucked more.

*A common interjection where I come from. Tuscany's the worst in Italy as far as blaspheme goes. Troia literally means female pig. 
**A standard insult in Italian.

There, I feel a little bit better already.
ETA: after reading an interview with Shore  courtesy of cuddyclothes I'm even happier with my haiku.

Comments

[damigella-314.livejournal.com]

Gell! Argh! I hadn't seen that! We spent a month in Baden-Wüttenberg ten years ago. My daughter (16 months then) kept saying Gauchi for Schaukelstuhl for a while, and my Northern German husband had no clue about why. Gell!