In lutto stretto

[damigella]

Lutto stretto: the mourning for close family members. You dress completely in black. For a long, long time.

I wrote a haiku inspired by the last episode. It contains only vulgarity and blasphemy. It is in Italian, but I've included a haiku translation. [ETA: and a rhyming, haiku, free translation.]

Testa di cazzo,
David, Madonna troia!
Ma vaffanculo.

You dickhead, David,
(Holy Virgin Mary whore!*)
Get yourself ass-fuck'd.**

Oh Saint Mary whore,
You're a dickhead, David Shore
should get ass-fucked more.

*A common interjection where I come from. Tuscany's the worst in Italy as far as blaspheme goes. Troia literally means female pig. 
**A standard insult in Italian.

There, I feel a little bit better already.
ETA: after reading an interview with Shore  courtesy of cuddyclothes I'm even happier with my haiku.

Comments

[resm.livejournal.com]

Oh ho! ;)

[selkie3.livejournal.com]

I love your poetry ;)!

When I used to remember the words my parents used it was always so satisfying to use them under my breath in public, knowing that no one understood me.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

LOL, that's awesome!

[srsly-yes.livejournal.com]

LOL. You even did a translation that rhymes!

Did you know there is a House haiku community, house_lite. You're welcome to cross-post it there.

[pgrabia.livejournal.com]

Wow! I understand what blasphemy is...wow!

I like your rhyming haiku best ;-)

[luridlurker.livejournal.com]

Derbe Sprache, du Gossenkind!
Aber die Gefühle müssen raus, gell? :)


so ... your tuscan word for whore is female pig?
Don't get me going about misogyny.
And in slash-fandom it's no insult to get ass-fucked.
Don't get me going about homophobia.
Couldn't you have found words beyond the clichés for your Haiku?
More creativity next time.
Thank you. ;-)
(interview? What interview?)

[karaokegal.livejournal.com]

That's impressive. Italians definitely have a talent for invective.