In lutto stretto

[damigella]

Lutto stretto: the mourning for close family members. You dress completely in black. For a long, long time.

I wrote a haiku inspired by the last episode. It contains only vulgarity and blasphemy. It is in Italian, but I've included a haiku translation. [ETA: and a rhyming, haiku, free translation.]

Testa di cazzo,
David, Madonna troia!
Ma vaffanculo.

You dickhead, David,
(Holy Virgin Mary whore!*)
Get yourself ass-fuck'd.**

Oh Saint Mary whore,
You're a dickhead, David Shore
should get ass-fucked more.

*A common interjection where I come from. Tuscany's the worst in Italy as far as blaspheme goes. Troia literally means female pig. 
**A standard insult in Italian.

There, I feel a little bit better already.
ETA: after reading an interview with Shore  courtesy of cuddyclothes I'm even happier with my haiku.

Comments

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

i won a haiku-writing contest in a bar once. :)

[damigella-314.livejournal.com]

I've never been in a bar cool enough to have haiku-writing contests. Or any contests, actually. I spent too little of my life in bars. I count on you to help me fix that :-).

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna have to put together an itinerary. heh.

[damigella-314.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the Blue Meanie.