In lutto stretto

[damigella]

Lutto stretto: the mourning for close family members. You dress completely in black. For a long, long time.

I wrote a haiku inspired by the last episode. It contains only vulgarity and blasphemy. It is in Italian, but I've included a haiku translation. [ETA: and a rhyming, haiku, free translation.]

Testa di cazzo,
David, Madonna troia!
Ma vaffanculo.

You dickhead, David,
(Holy Virgin Mary whore!*)
Get yourself ass-fuck'd.**

Oh Saint Mary whore,
You're a dickhead, David Shore
should get ass-fucked more.

*A common interjection where I come from. Tuscany's the worst in Italy as far as blaspheme goes. Troia literally means female pig. 
**A standard insult in Italian.

There, I feel a little bit better already.
ETA: after reading an interview with Shore  courtesy of cuddyclothes I'm even happier with my haiku.

Comments

[selkie3.livejournal.com]

I love your poetry ;)!

When I used to remember the words my parents used it was always so satisfying to use them under my breath in public, knowing that no one understood me.

[damigella-314.livejournal.com]

I love your poetry
I finally found my style ;-).

Unfortunately, once I moved to Northern Italy at age 23, I discovered that what was considered very tame language at home just wasn't. And it was still perfectly understandable, and I speak with a very loud voice.