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In lutto stretto
Lutto stretto: the mourning for close family members. You dress completely in black. For a long, long time.
I wrote a haiku inspired by the last episode. It contains only vulgarity and blasphemy. It is in Italian, but I've included a haiku translation. [ETA: and a rhyming, haiku, free translation.]
Testa di cazzo,
David, Madonna troia!
Ma vaffanculo.
You dickhead, David,
(Holy Virgin Mary whore!*)
Get yourself ass-fuck'd.**
Oh Saint Mary whore,
You're a dickhead, David Shore
should get ass-fucked more.
*A common interjection where I come from. Tuscany's the worst in Italy as far as blaspheme goes. Troia literally means female pig.
**A standard insult in Italian.
There, I feel a little bit better already.
ETA: after reading an interview with Shore courtesy of cuddyclothes I'm even happier with my haiku.
I wrote a haiku inspired by the last episode. It contains only vulgarity and blasphemy. It is in Italian, but I've included a haiku translation. [ETA: and a rhyming, haiku, free translation.]
Testa di cazzo,
David, Madonna troia!
Ma vaffanculo.
You dickhead, David,
(Holy Virgin Mary whore!*)
Get yourself ass-fuck'd.**
Oh Saint Mary whore,
You're a dickhead, David Shore
should get ass-fucked more.
*A common interjection where I come from. Tuscany's the worst in Italy as far as blaspheme goes. Troia literally means female pig.
**A standard insult in Italian.
There, I feel a little bit better already.
ETA: after reading an interview with Shore courtesy of cuddyclothes I'm even happier with my haiku.
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Did you know there is a House haiku community,
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ETA: of course you wouldn't have told me if you thought it was outré. Okay, I'll do it.