Lefschetz

[damigella]

Title: Lefschetz
Fandom: House, MD
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: House/Wilson
Word Count: 100. 33+33+33+1.
Summary: House needs help, Wilson lends him a hand. Another drabble for mmom 2011.
Warnings: Dark humor.
Author's Note: You can find out how the title fits the story here. You may want to click after reading.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the House, MD characters, which is good since I tend to kill them.



At first he had of course needed lots of help, and he hadn't complained when Wilson's guilt had conveniently kicked in. Apparently the one who wasn't driving could feel guilty if left unscathed.

Later he could have done more himself, but by then they both had gotten used to Wilson doing the household chores. Besides shopping, cooking and cleaning, he picked up after House without complaint.

He stretched out more comfortably on his bed, then looked down at his own red, hard, throbbing cock. No way. Some activities needed a finer touch than the prosthetics hands could possibly give.

"Wilsooooon!"

Comments

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

Is it bad to laugh at poor House with no hands :) lol - I'm sure Wilson will be happy to help him....

[flywoman.livejournal.com]

LOL. Does anything of yours really need to be explicitly labeled as "dark humor" at this point?

This drabble has a nice rhythm and an excellent punchline.

[bmax67.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're cruelly funny!

[selkie3.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine this is too much of a chore for Wilson :D!

[pgrabia.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha ha ha! Wilson, get your guilty ass in there and take care of House's little problem! So dark but so funny...

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

this is very well-written but it really pushed my buttons because a friend of mine has hook hands and it breaks my heart to think of House having to deal with this especially because he couldn't play the piano like that and it seems to be one of the few things he really gets any joy from.