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damigella ([personal profile] damigella) wrote2011-04-28 07:10 pm

In Vino Veritas

Happy Birthday [livejournal.com profile] sick_wilson! How better to celebrate than with a fanfic? I love the Cuddy/Wilson interactions (evil grin).

Title: In Vino Veritas
Spoilers: post-ep for Season 7 Ep 18
Summary: Excessive drinking can bring people to either share information they should keep private or loose control of their actions. Written for the [livejournal.com profile] sick_wilson  pic prompt challenge #5.
Warning: Drunken violence.
Rating: M.
Word Count: ~400
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the House, MD characters, which is good since I tend to kill them.

Wilson finished the second bottle of wine. Or was it the third? Cuddy couldn't remember. She had been drinking quite a bit herself, but by far not as much as her Head of Oncology.

"Thanks for keeping me company and let me blow off steam tonight, Wilson. I couldn't be alone on what should have been our first anniversary. But now I should call a cab and go home."

"Do that. And don't worry, Cuddy. First the hookers, then Dominika, now he's fascinated with Thirteen, but it won't last."

"I know. But I feel so unreasonably jealous."

"Ahahaha! You jealous. You." Wilson managed to open another bottle and drink about a third of it without bothering with a glass. "I'm the one who should be jealous. But he'll come back to me, because I'm the only one who gives him what he needs."

"You…what are you talking about, Wilson?"

The oncologist laughed, looking very much like he had when she first met him: young and boyish and red-cheeked. "How do you think he would have lasted almost one year with you who refused to do it, if not for me?"

She started thinking. Her eyes widened. He couldn't mean…

"Really long, luscious rimming, followed by vigorous ass-fuck. Stacy kept him five years by having an agile tongue and a large strap-on, but House claims her licking skills were nothing to mine, and that I'm hung like a porn star. Plus, throbbing flesh is better than silicon."

"You…"

"Two to three times a week all through your relationship. Usually after lunch in Oncology's supply room." Wilson straightened up, his eyes shined proudly. "He claims I'm the only one who ever managed to make him come without touching his dick."

*****

The ER crew didn't know where to start. Large purple bruises, deep bites, long scratches. Once on the ground he had been kicked and, apparently, stomped upon by pointed, high-heeled shoes. Several ribs were broken as well as two fingers in the left hand, and it was yet unclear whether he just had a third degree concussion or a hairline skull fracture. At least he was now regaining consciousness.

"Dr. Wilson, can you remember what happened?"

"Not really. I was very drunk and the attack was sudden and fast. It was like being hit by a tornado."

[identity profile] menolly-au.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I must admit I laughed at the last line :) By the time I got to the end of the story I'd forgotten what prompt you were using - what a clever way to use it!

[identity profile] damigella-314.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
There's no tornado in my country, but the word can be used in the figurative sense :-).
Thank you for the comment (and yes, I did hope the last line to be a surprise).

[identity profile] mmorgan317.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow!! I hope House kicks her a$$ for touching his Wilson. :D Okay, okay so this is House and he probably won't care but I do! Lemme at 'em! :)

Great job! I almost wish this was longer but it's VERY good as is.

[identity profile] damigella-314.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately I think House will just laugh his a$$ off at the whole story, and just be sorry that Wilson might not be able to, ahem, perform for a while.
Thank you so much for the kind comment!

[identity profile] cuddyclothes.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
LOL! Go, Cuddy! I would have done the same thing.

[identity profile] damigella-314.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
I normally would have gone in search of House to do that LOL. In my opinion, Cuddy's reaction would have been more ladylike hadn't she been so plastered.

It's funny to see who sides with whom in this exchange :-). Thank you for commenting!

[identity profile] damigella-314.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Hope I didn't shock you too much, dear. Just breathe calmly and think of House's face while in the Oncology supply room :-).

[identity profile] chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
huh. If that had been me instead of Cuddy I wouldn't beat Wilson up, I'd ask him for pointers.

[identity profile] damigella-314.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
House loved Cuddy so much he would have been (regretfully) willing to give up Wilson's huge throbbing cock and muscular tongue for a lump of silicon and some decent attempt on her part to pretend she wasn't gagging every time she went with he face near his ass.
When he politely asked her to meet his needs (after giving her four consecutive eat-her-out orgasms) she answered she already was making a huge effort when (rarely) going down on his uncut dick, and that was as far as she would go in ickyland.

If it had been you, you would have saved money and bought a harness and the largest top quality dildo you could find (possibly a vibrating one). And introduced House to flavors: rimming after breath mints/candied ginger/etc. He would have been willing to give up Wilson for you, but you would love him too much to ever ask him to do that. And Wilson would be so grateful to you that he'd explain you all his secret techniques. You might even have joint sessions :-).

[identity profile] chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com 2011-05-01 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
I would also be quite happy to please both of them orally. I've been with some bisexual guys and they said I was as good at it as their ex boyfriends had been. :P

[identity profile] damigella-314.livejournal.com 2011-05-01 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe at some point you'll consider putting that nice quality of yours into one of your wonderful fics with SI :-). I especially like the both, so considerate of you not to want to make Wilson feel left out ;-).

I've never even talked to an out bisexual man :(. I did exchange PMs with one, but it's not the same. You're a lucky gal.

[identity profile] chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com 2011-05-01 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
there are some of my fics you haven't read yet, including "I Know This Must Be True". Better known as the orgy fic.

[identity profile] damigella-314.livejournal.com 2011-05-01 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
This teasing must end. Shut up or put (a link) up!

[identity profile] chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com 2011-05-01 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
http://chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com/2008/08/24/ "I Know This Much Is True" aka the orgy fic. This part isn't the orgy though, it's just dialogue to set up the plot and some of House's motives.
http://chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com/2008/09/03/ this is the orgy part.


enjoy!

[identity profile] damigella-314.livejournal.com 2011-05-01 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! I was afraid you would be already sleeping and I would have to wait the whole day. Now I'm off to breakfast.

[identity profile] petitecuriosity.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
I...wow I don't know what to say other than I loved this! Definitely made me smile. :) I love the way you've written drunk!Wilson.

[identity profile] damigella-314.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
It made me smile, too. I think this fic shows that my antidepressants are finally working.
I'm glad you liked my drunk!wilson, so justifiably proud of his skills :-).

[identity profile] rslhilson.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha, poor Wilson! Very clever way of using the prompt...hope Cuddy's tornado attack won't stop him from continuing his usual House-time in the Oncology supply room :)

[identity profile] damigella-314.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Poor Wilson": he's not completely innocent is he? [evil grin] Although Cuddy definitely went a bit overboard.
I'm sure he'll be back to the Oncology supply room asap, except possibly in a different hospital :-).
Thank you for the kind comments.

[identity profile] justjuly4.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
That was total fun! The last line was unexpected :) Cuddy really did overreact, but she is a hot woman, isn't she?

[identity profile] damigella-314.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 10:27 am (UTC)(link)
I think unfortunately I tend to identify with Cuddy more than is good for my writing, and I'm pretty hot-blooded. But I think she's possessive enough that thinking of what Wilson had done (and she had, after all, refused to do, and had imagined House to have given up for her sake LOL) made her go really berserk.
She might not have been SO violent hadn't she been drunk, though.
I can't wait until the next work day :-).

I also think House really wouldn't view this as infidelity. It's Cuddy's failure to be GGG that is to blame.

[identity profile] ladyinverness23.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah! Wilson just came right out and said it didn't he? Cuddy did a number on him!

[identity profile] damigella-314.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
The point is he's so freaking proud of himself, he finds it so hard never to tell... except he chose the worst possible person to boast to :-).
Thank you for commenting!

[identity profile] lovemywilson.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO Wilson you naughty boy ILU!! Wow did he piss Cuddy off or what? Well worth the wrath he incurred.

[identity profile] damigella-314.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Definitely worth it. I just hope that the fingers heal well. Just because he can make House come without touching his cock doesn't mean he has to ;-).
Thank you for the positive comments.