Loved the title! Reminds me of the film "Four Weddings and a Funeral", which I love dearly.

Interesting story, I will certainly keep reading. You caught the voice of the Sergeant very well. I sympathize him because his motives are good (to protect Wilson) but he isn't smart, and he has every right to distrust House because he doesn't know him in person.

House behaves reasonably under arrest. Hope this ends well for him.