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Tooth Trouble
A drabble inspired by the lack of teeth-themed fics on sick_wilson. AU, PG.
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"Come on, Wilson. You can't go to a dentist, and this needs treatment."
"House, are you sure you're able to do that?"
"I dated a dentist for three months in med school and got to use a lot of the toys. In fact, a large part of our sex life took place after hours in his practice."
"What? You... you told me I was the first in your life."
"I didn't mean the first male. And now open wide and don't move, ok?"
"Be careful."
"Of course I'll be careful, you moron. Orgasms with a vampire are better than heroin."
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karaokegal the percentage of correctly spelled words went up 1%."Come on, Wilson. You can't go to a dentist, and this needs treatment."
"House, are you sure you're able to do that?"
"I dated a dentist for three months in med school and got to use a lot of the toys. In fact, a large part of our sex life took place after hours in his practice."
"What? You... you told me I was the first in your life."
"I didn't mean the first male. And now open wide and don't move, ok?"
"Be careful."
"Of course I'll be careful, you moron. Orgasms with a vampire are better than heroin."