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First Time
A drabble in response to greglovesjimmy's awesomely inspiring prompt.
"I can't believe it's your first time, House."
"First time in the passive role. Did you put enough lube?"
"Yes, I did. Relax, I've done this many times. It won't hurt at all."
"Your experience dates back to your med school days: I'm worried about my anus."
"I can see that, you're way too tense. Sometimes opening your mouth helps. Say ah."
"AaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
"I'm in. How does it feel?"
"It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left, and now I don't even have that!"
"Next time think about it before overdosing and you won't need an enema."
"I can't believe it's your first time, House."
"First time in the passive role. Did you put enough lube?"
"Yes, I did. Relax, I've done this many times. It won't hurt at all."
"Your experience dates back to your med school days: I'm worried about my anus."
"I can see that, you're way too tense. Sometimes opening your mouth helps. Say ah."
"AaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
"I'm in. How does it feel?"
"It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left, and now I don't even have that!"
"Next time think about it before overdosing and you won't need an enema."