A Spectre Is Haunting Princeton
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damigellaTitle: A Spectre Is Haunting Princeton
Spoilers: none
Summary: Left-handed left-wing doctor breaks his left foot due to lack of dexterity. He's left briefly speechless. Dialogue only. Written for the![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
sick_wilson pic prompt challenge #2. And to celebrate International Workers' Day.
Warning: Crack!fic, excessive silliness.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~300
Spoilers: none
Summary: Left-handed left-wing doctor breaks his left foot due to lack of dexterity. He's left briefly speechless. Dialogue only. Written for the
sick_wilson pic prompt challenge #2. And to celebrate International Workers' Day.Warning: Crack!fic, excessive silliness.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~300
Author's Note. If you're puzzled by the title, you should go refresh your memory.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the House, MD characters, which is good since I tend to kill them.
"That's a neat symmetry on the coffee table. Four beer bottles, four feet."
"Yes, and to complete it, the left beer bottle on my side should be in a cast."
"Whose idea was that stupid decoration anyway?"
"Oh, you know, one of the really old fogies. He felt it would look so much better than our usual flag. Something special for Worker's Day Celebration."
"And why did you volunteer to mount it?"
"I'm basically the only one under fifty who's not in academia. Those professors are useless with their hands."
"All humanities people, I presume."
"You'd be surprised at how many come from the theoretical sciences. As far as practical skills go, though, they're the worst."
"A harsh judgement from someone who managed to have a hammer fall on his left foot while trying to fix it to a red-painted wall. Guess it's good it wasn't the sickle instead."
"There's that."
"So how long have you been a member?"
"Of the party, since college. I joined the Princeton group when I was hired at PPTH."
"Do you really believe in this crap?"
"The theory has some good sides. But most, maybe all actual realizations of Communism were tragic dictatorial failures. Still, Yugoslavia was better than the wars that came after it. And Cuba has better health care coverage than the US."
"Which is not saying much."
"That's true. How about you? Did you ever consider Communism in college?"
"No, I didn't. I was too busy with sex. Speaking of which… I think I never kissed a Commie in my life."
"House, what do you m… mh. Mmhh. Mmmhh. Mmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhh. Mmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhh. Uuuuuhhhh."
"Sorry, I think I interrupted you. You were saying?"
"Did you ever fuck a Commie in your life?"
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the House, MD characters, which is good since I tend to kill them.
"That's a neat symmetry on the coffee table. Four beer bottles, four feet."
"Yes, and to complete it, the left beer bottle on my side should be in a cast."
"Whose idea was that stupid decoration anyway?"
"Oh, you know, one of the really old fogies. He felt it would look so much better than our usual flag. Something special for Worker's Day Celebration."
"And why did you volunteer to mount it?"
"I'm basically the only one under fifty who's not in academia. Those professors are useless with their hands."
"All humanities people, I presume."
"You'd be surprised at how many come from the theoretical sciences. As far as practical skills go, though, they're the worst."
"A harsh judgement from someone who managed to have a hammer fall on his left foot while trying to fix it to a red-painted wall. Guess it's good it wasn't the sickle instead."
"There's that."
"So how long have you been a member?"
"Of the party, since college. I joined the Princeton group when I was hired at PPTH."
"Do you really believe in this crap?"
"The theory has some good sides. But most, maybe all actual realizations of Communism were tragic dictatorial failures. Still, Yugoslavia was better than the wars that came after it. And Cuba has better health care coverage than the US."
"Which is not saying much."
"That's true. How about you? Did you ever consider Communism in college?"
"No, I didn't. I was too busy with sex. Speaking of which… I think I never kissed a Commie in my life."
"House, what do you m… mh. Mmhh. Mmmhh. Mmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhh. Mmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhh. Uuuuuhhhh."
"Sorry, I think I interrupted you. You were saying?"
"Did you ever fuck a Commie in your life?"