XKCD Mentions Fanfic

Slash fanfic, of course.

ETA: And gets commented on Language Log. Guys (and gals), we're going mainstream.

Maspalomas

Summary: House chooses a holiday destination/ carefully plans entertainment for two./ Wilson has doubts about the situation,/ but in the end there is fun for him, too,/ enjoying a gay-friendly, sun-bathed nation/ with a wide view on what tourists may do.
AU, h/w established. Dialog only.
Rating: Adults only, for nudity and sex.
Note: Wilson's POV: words he doesn't understand are omitted. Happy, sunny mood. Written for yarroway's camp sick_wilson challenge Into The Woods. Sorry, no trees.
Word Count: ~750.
Disclaimer: as usual.

( A beach is an unlikely choice for a cripple. Imagine for two. )