damigella: (made_to_fuck)
A drabble inspired by the lack of teeth-themed fics on sick_wilson. AU, PG.
ETA Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] karaokegal the percentage of correctly spelled words went up 1%.
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First Time

Aug. 29th, 2011 10:25 pm
damigella: (Default)
A drabble in response to greglovesjimmy's awesomely inspiring prompt.
no warnings )


Jul. 12th, 2011 09:25 pm
damigella: (camperplus)
Summary: House chooses a holiday destination/ carefully plans entertainment for two./ Wilson has doubts about the situation,/ but in the end there is fun for him, too,/ enjoying a gay-friendly, sun-bathed nation/ with a wide view on what tourists may do.
AU, h/w established. Dialog only.
Rating: Adults only, for nudity and sex.
Note: Wilson's POV: words he doesn't understand are omitted. Happy, sunny mood. Written for [livejournal.com profile] yarroway's camp [livejournal.com profile] sick_wilson challenge Into The Woods. Sorry, no trees.
Word Count: ~750.
Disclaimer: as usual.

A beach is an unlikely choice for a cripple. Imagine for two. )
damigella: (yay!wilson)
Slash fanfic, of course.

ETA: And gets commented on Language Log. Guys (and gals), we're going mainstream.
damigella: (Default)
Do you think this

count as fanfic? Maybe as a LotR/FedEx crossover?
[NB the text you get by hovering with your mouse on the image is "You can arrange a pickup of your sword in Rivendell between the hours of noon and 7:00pm."]
damigella: (sad_thoughtful_wilson)
Note: The original fic may be better without this scene, which is why I deleted it. Dialog only. For those who write "poor Wilson".
Rating: R for (a little) smut.
Warning: major character death, happy ending. Yes.
Please read Lost In Translation first.

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damigella: (cloud)
This is my contribution to the Camp [livejournal.com profile] sick_wilson  LOLDOC Challenge by [livejournal.com profile] flywoman. I'm not confident enough with the English language to try and use lolcat-ese, so be patient with me. On the other hand, I did manage to include a reference to the Sekret Woid #2.
Hope it's okay, it's my first attempt to add text to an image.
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damigella: (cloud)
Summary: Takes place when Wilson is living in a hotel after divorcing Julie: House accompanies him to visit a summer camp for cancer patients. Written to fill one of my kink_bingo squares as well as [livejournal.com profile] flywoman's Camp Sick!Wilson Challenge: Child's Play.
Word Count: ~1300.
Rating: NC-17 for the theme.
Warning: Kink. No porn. Very mild schmoop :).
Note: If you need a visual aid you can click here (very NSFW - adults only) but I suggest you wait until after reading the fic. 
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the House, MD characters, which is good because I tend to kill them.

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damigella: (camp sick!wilson)
Title: Just In Case
Spoilers: None
Summary: Wilson gets migraine while on a hospital camping trip. H/W established. Humor and a hint of crack.
Rating: PG-13 for inappropriate product placement. Except, not as inappropriate as it would be anywhere in my curious-kids-riddled home.
Word Count: ~900
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May. 7th, 2011 11:08 am
damigella: (believe_what_you_want_House)
Title: Gingerly
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: R
Warning: Kink, dub-con, BDSM, mention of ff authors and fics, grocery abuse.
Summary: House gingerly wanks with his left hand. A drabble for [livejournal.com profile] mmom 2011.
Word Count: 100. 50+50
Acknowledgements: Many thanks to tailkinker.au for kind permission to steal great ideas and to [livejournal.com profile] menolly_au for improving my English and approving my warnings.
Author's Note: This drabble has a double Australian origin: a meta fanfic by [livejournal.com profile] menolly_au and one of tailkinker_au's forays in oflymonddreams's semi-abusive etc. relationship.

Left handed wanking is hard, but House needs his right to spank Wilson, each stroke driving the peeled ginger deeper in his ass and making it release more burning juice. He doesn't know whether it’s the red striped butt or Wilson's increasingly loud moaning that finally brings him to orgasm.

Wilson had complained about how much they made him suffer in [livejournal.com profile] sick_wilson fics. House wondered what he would say about the BDSM porn with him as victim sub on fanfiction.net. And very hot porn it was, once a few key changes were made. He clicked on "subscribe" before closing the browser.


May. 6th, 2011 06:05 am
damigella: (couch)
Title: Lefschetz
Fandom: House, MD
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: House/Wilson
Word Count: 100. 33+33+33+1.
Summary: House needs help, Wilson lends him a hand. Another drabble for [livejournal.com profile] mmom 2011.
Warnings: Dark humor.
Author's Note: You can find out how the title fits the story here. You may want to click after reading.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the House, MD characters, which is good since I tend to kill them.

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damigella: (believe_what_you_want_House)

Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 100
Summary: House's wedding night, from House's POV. A drabble and an entry in [livejournal.com profile] mmom 2011.
Author's Note: This is based on a comment by [livejournal.com profile] menolly_au on a previous fic of mine. For a different take on the same topic, see [livejournal.com profile] pyewacket_1975's Now It's Complicated.
Spoilers: For ep. 7x17 Fall from Grace.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the House, MD characters, which is good since I tend to kill them.

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damigella: (short and sweet)

Title: Functional Analysis
Warning: Not understandable, not funny. Except possibly if you've been studying Functional Analysis recently.
Rating: PG
Word Count: twenty.
Have you read the warning? )
damigella: (couch)
Title: A Spectre Is Haunting Princeton
Spoilers: none
Summary: Left-handed left-wing doctor breaks his left foot due to lack of dexterity. He's left briefly speechless. Dialogue only. Written for the [livejournal.com profile] sick_wilson  pic prompt challenge #2. And to celebrate International Workers' Day.
Warning: Crack!fic, excessive silliness.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~300
Author's Note. If you're puzzled by the title, you should go refresh your memory.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the House, MD characters, which is good since I tend to kill them.

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damigella: (yay!wilson)
Happy Birthday [livejournal.com profile] sick_wilson! How better to celebrate than with a fanfic? I love the Cuddy/Wilson interactions (evil grin).

Title: In Vino Veritas
Spoilers: post-ep for Season 7 Ep 18
Summary: Excessive drinking can bring people to either share information they should keep private or loose control of their actions. Written for the [livejournal.com profile] sick_wilson  pic prompt challenge #5.
Warning: Drunken violence.
Rating: M.
Word Count: ~400
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the House, MD characters, which is good since I tend to kill them.
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damigella: (Easter Eggs)
Summary: Wilson has a birthday and House has an epiphany.
Spoilers: none.
Rating: M for  fluff
Word Count: ~550
Warning: I have no excuse except the [livejournal.com profile] sick_wilson Prompt Bingo Challenge. I chose (what I would call) the anti-diagonal: extension cord, lamp, birthday, duct tape, potted plant. Happy Birthday sick_wilson comm, happy Easter everybody*, thanks to [livejournal.com profile] lapetite_kiki for the Easter Eggs Icon (used with permission).

[*Easter the Italian way can be equally celebrated by Christians and non-Christians, but it helps not to have a chocolate allergy.]
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damigella: (Default)
[Poll #1731952]At age eight, one of my favorite jokes was a one-liner: "Tommy*, stop playing with mom's hair or I'm closing the coffin lid!" It still makes me laugh. 

*Tommy=Pierino in the original Italian. Is there a standard name for the naughty boy in English-speaking jokes?


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